Soccer Jokes Liverpool

Oldie joke again – comparing 1981 and 2005?
*INTERESTING YEAR 1981
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died
*INTERESTING YEAR 2005
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died
Lesson Learned? –
The next time Charles gets married, warn the Pope!
Hahaha… surely it cant be that old..
Clumsy Turkish journalist staggers into Liverpool press conference
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